Did you say… Chocolate!??

CHOCOLAAATE! CHOCOLAAATE!

Okay, enough about my childhood obsession with early Spongebob Squarepants episodes.

So, chocolate – the sweet, delicious, melt-in-your-mouth treat that has captured the hearts (and taste buds) of people all around the world. Whether you prefer milk chocolate, dark chocolate, or white chocolate, there’s no denying that chocolate is one of the most popular and beloved foods out there.

Chocolate is enjoyed in many ways, from chocolate bars to hot cocoa to fancy truffles. It’s the perfect treat for when you need a pick-me-up or just want to indulge in something sweet and delicious on the go.

But today we’re going to talk about my top three picks for the best chocolates ever. These are in no particular order as these three stand equally on their own! This is not the time for you to @ me, or disagree with my choices. This is my time to gaslight (in a good way). I’m not sure if I should just let these words stay in this article?

Yes… Yes, I will. Onto the chocolate!

Oh man, Twix chocolate is seriously god-tier. It’s an awesome combination of crunchy, chewy, chocolatey goodness that I can’t wait to have!

First of all, let’s talk about that cookie base. It’s the perfect crunch and provides a great base for the layers of caramel and chocolate that goes next. Let’s just take a moment to appreciate how amazing the caramel is. It’s sweet, gooey, and just the right amount of chewy. It’s like a little slice of heaven in every bite. Thank you, Jesus!

And then there’s the chocolate. It’s the perfect complement to the caramel and cookie and makes each bite a godsend.

What sets Twix apart from other candy bars is that it’s just like Goldilocks’ favorite porridge, just right. It’s not too big or too small – it’s just the right size to satisfy your sweet tooth without feeling too much. And let’s be real, who can resist that satisfying snap when you break off a piece of Twix? Let that vision occupy your hungry mind.

And the best part? Twix is so adaptable. You can enjoy it on its own, crumble it up and use it as a topping for ice cream, or even chop it up and bake it into cookies or brownies. The possibilities are endless, people!.

So if you haven’t tried a Twix lately, do yourself a favor and go grab one. Trust me, your body will thank you. It’s the perfect snack for any occasion and will leave you very happy.

Alright folks, let’s talk about Maltesers. If you haven’t had these bad boys before, you’re seriously missing out on one of the greatest snacks known to man.

First of all, let’s talk about the texture. Maltesers have this perfect, light, crispy center that just melts in your mouth. And the chocolate coating? It’s smooth like butter. Combine that with the satisfying crunch of the center and you’ve got a match made in heaven.

Much like Twix, Maltesers is also known for its versatility. You can eat them straight out of the bag, toss them into your popcorn at the movie theater for a sweet and salty combo, or even crush them up and use them as a topping for ice cream. The possibilities are also endless, folks.

And let’s not forget about the nostalgia factor. I remember when I was a kid, we couldn’t afford these because they were expensive where I came from, and when we get a pack, it felt special for my family and I. Brings some tears to my eyes just remembering that.

Honestly, I could go on and on about how amazing Maltesers are. They’re the ultimate munchie chocolate – delicious, satisfying, and oh-so-addictive. I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who didn’t love them. Name me a person, and I’ll tell you you’re lying!

So if you haven’t tried Maltesers yet, do yourself a favor and go buy a bag right now. You won’t regret it. In fact, I guarantee you’ll be singing their praises from the rooftops, just like me. Just let me have some while you’re praising.

And now, the main event of the evening, weighing in at 1.55oz to 4 oz, representing the fighting pride of chocolates everywhere…. Cookies and cream!

Well specifically, Hershey’s cookies and cream. This candy is straight-up god, I’m talking about next-level deliciousness that’ll have your taste buds doing the cha-cha.

And I like-a… Do.. the cha-cha…

First off, texture. Do you know how some chocolates can be kinda grainy or waxy? Well, not Hershey’s Cookies and Cream. Oh no, this candy bar is as smooth as a baby’s buttocks. And those little cookie pieces? They add just the right amount of crunch without being too overpowering.

And the flavor, oh my goodness, the flavor. It’s like a symphony in your mouth. The creamy white chocolate melts on your tongue and then BAM! You get hit with those little cookie bits and it’s like a flavor explosion. Truly a one-of-one.

I swear, every time I eat one of these candy bars, it’s like I’m transported to a magical world where everything is perfect and the sun is always shining. Okay, maybe that’s a bit dramatic, but you get the point. It’s a magical world when it’s sunny in Vancouver.

Also, Hershey’s cookies and cream, everything everywhere all at once. Sure, you can eat it straight out of the wrapper (which is honestly the best way), but you can also chop it up and add it to cookies or brownies for an extra punch of flavor. Or crumble it up and sprinkle it over ice cream for a decadent dessert. The possibilities, as I said… Are endless!

Honestly, I don’t know how anyone could not love Hershey’s Cookies and Cream. It’s the perfect chocolate bar, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise (just kidding…maybe). So if you haven’t tried it yet, do yourself a favor and go buy one right now. Your taste buds will thank you. I will thank you.

And there you have it, the gods of the chocolate world – Hershey’s Cookies and Cream, Maltesers, and Twix. These chocolates are more than just snacks – they’re symbols of joy, nostalgia, and pure childlike happiness.

Hershey’s Cookies and Cream is like a burst of happiness in every bite with its creamy white chocolate and crunchy cookie bits. Maltesers are the perfect combination of light, crispy malt centers and smooth, creamy chocolate that’s impossible to resist. And Twix, with its satisfying snap and layers of crunchy cookie, gooey caramel, and rich chocolate, is the ultimate indulgence.

But what really makes these chocolates stand out is the memories and emotions they evoke. Maybe you remember sneaking a few Maltesers from the candy bowl at your grandma’s house or savoring a Twix as a reward for acing a test in school. Perhaps Hershey’s Cookies and Cream reminds you of a carefree day after writing a bunch of 1200-word articles for practicum. Whatever the case may be, these chocolates have the power to transport us back in time and fill us with warm, fuzzy feelings.

So the next time you find yourself in need of a fix, reach for one of these delicious chocolates. Whether you’re enjoying them solo, sharing them with friends, or using them to top off a dessert, they’re sure to bring a smile to your face and glee to your heart.

And who knows, maybe one day we’ll discover a new chocolate treat that rivals these classics. Maybe not. But for now, let’s revel in the joy and deliciousness of Hershey’s Cookies and Cream, Maltesers, and Twix – three of the greatest chocolates of all time.