Pizza for Breakfast

So I don’t know if you’ve heard of this or not, but apparently pizza for breakfast can now be deemed a healthy, nutritious substitution to the most important meal of the day. That’s right, according to this article pizza contains just as much calories as say, your regular every day bowl of milk does. HOWEVER the main difference is that your leftover pizza slice contains way more proteins than that spoon of bland wheat crunch. Instead of empty(ish) calories, pizza has the ability to keep you full and going throughout the morning, so you shouldn’t be hungry till the lunch bell tolls. This is definitely a problem for me since, when I do eat breakfast I usually find myself absolutely starving by the time I settle in at work or school, only an hour or two after I ate! It’s good to know that the solution to that problem is as simple as eating a good slice of cold pizza.

Did you know that some people don’t like cold pizza though? (The absolute monsters). I mean, what are you supposed to do with your leftover slices then, just throw them away? Reheat them in the microwave? Personally, I think reheated pizza should be a crime against humanity. And if anything, cold pizza may even be better… Even yummier and more flavourful than when you originally got it. Are you the type of person who can’t eat pizza the morning after? Why?

Here’s another question for you, if you could choose any kind of food to eat for breakfast, what would it be? Pizza for breakfast being actually good for you is a totally new phenomenon and would be one of the foods I’d chose to be able to eat whenever I wanted. That, or french fries. I asked some of the hardworking Evolutionaries what kind of food they’d want to eat whenever and… This is what they had to say.

Casey Paddock – At first said that he would just like to eat straight up candy. But being too general is cheating, so when asked to narrow it down he said he’d opt for wine gums all day every day. Very sophisticated choice, Casey.

Buhlebenkosi Chinara – Cinnamon rolls. Girl me too, can I change my original answer?

Andrew Ferriera – Always the jokester, Andrew said that he’d love to be able to indulge in a good gin and tonic in the morning, or rather, whenever he dang pleased. (Also, a16oz steak and mashed potatoes). When told that such an answer may worry readers, he said, “Ah ok… Just change gin and tonic to chocolate milk I guess”. Classic Andrew.

Cole Marton – An apparent fan of the 2013 version of the Tide Pod challenge, Cole said he’d like to eat straight up spoonfuls of cinnamon.

Breton Scott – Breton is tired of only having this treat for Thanksgiving, she wants to be able to eat pumpkin pie whenever and wherever the heck she wants. Only if it’s vegan though, of course.

James Bryce – Edible underpants. Good luck with that James.

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